A monument to spherical excellence
Matt has
big balls.
Not average balls. Not "pretty decent" balls. These are bold, meticulously engineered, conversation-starting balls — with the domain rights to prove it.
No balls were harmed in the making of this extremely mature website.
FIG. 01 — ACTUAL SIZE MAY BE EVEN BIGGER
The numbers are hard to ignore.
We commissioned a completely legitimate study conducted by people who already agreed with us.
99.9%
More ball per ball
than leading competitors
than leading competitors
XXL
Official diameter rating
by the Matt Institute
by the Matt Institute
100%
Unshakable confidence
with tasteful restraint
with tasteful restraint
* Results not reviewed by scientists, engineers, mathematicians, or anyone willing to put their real name on this.
"Anyone can buy a domain. It takes enormous balls to own it!"
— Matt, Founder & Chief Ball Officer